February 2012
Hey spiders gotta die….so trees can grow.
This just in,
is what I’m gonna say when I’m stabbing you.
Anonymous asked: Do you have a 'Valentine'? c:
Anonymous asked: When is your birthday?
“A lie is just a great story ruined by the truth.”
– Barney Stinson
Holy cow! A Walmart gift card too! Groceries!
Boom. Subway gift card.
genebernardo asked: DON'T SLOW DOWN, DON'T STOP. PARTY LIFE, FUCK YOU, ANON.
Anonymous asked: um are you becoming an alcoholic? Slow down on the drinking buddy.
Hahaha that would be a text from my bank telling me how broke I am.
Key Mobile Banking
CHK1 a/c is below set threshold of $30.00
Avail bal @ 2/08/12 06:27 was $5.63
Rply STOP to cncl.
Remember how all I ate today was peanut butter?
drunk on a Tuesday. didn’t spend a dime.
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home alone?
time to walk around naked. cause i can.
contrivedofwater asked: How much wood could a Patrick Galante chuck if a Patrick Galante could chuck wood?
Anonymous asked: hi! how old are you?
Anonymous asked: how often do you smoke weed?
hanging-teeth asked: I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING AS I TYPED IT
past 11. time for porn dash.
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Do I remember last Valentine's day?
Yes. I was like, “Man, it’d be awesome to just spend this night with my dudes. We’ll watch a flick, drinks some brews, just have a guy night”
We got the brews. We got a movie. And they fell asleep.
I got drunk by myself and was in bed by 12.
Good times.
sweethoneybeeme asked: love your site its different and intresting!! (:
sameoldflame replied to your post: What attracts you to women?
no patterns for PATterns
you caught it!
tthisistwicenow asked: If Anna sees you while she's in Cleveland, I'm going to be very jealous. And that picture is probably my favorite of you to date. I guess since I couldn't see you at all while you played that show, this guys pictures are doing a good make up job.
sameoldflame asked: Pat's one of the goodhearted guys out there. No matter how "typical" the girls he's into might look I can guarantee you that they have a heart and a brain, because guys like Patrick don't go for girls without substance.
Anonymous asked: What attracts you to women?
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Anonymous asked: You seem shallow and typical with your preference in women.
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i hate that i can’t schedule my surgery because affiance doesn’t know what they’re doingggggggg
hmm new layout and shit.
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steencully asked: Are you reading "Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!" by Otto Penzler?
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Mold my bones to be the anchor and line for your precious vessel.
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